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Dylan (born sometime between the invention of scissors and the invention of gravity) is a globally unverified yet universally admired archer-barber-vigilante polymath. Best known for appearing on the cover of Time magazine under the headline “Man Accidentally...

Joel Joel is a Canadian information technology professional best known for his appearance on the cover of the June 2022 Playboy magazine and his tenure as Senior Administrator at a Pharmaceutical company in Cambridge, Ontario, where he presided over what indu...

Mark featured on the cover of March 2007 issue of Fire Fighters magazine. Mark "The Duke" Mark (born c. 1948) is a retired Canadian "firefighter" and professional couch-attachment who served a brief, catastrophic tenure at the Waterloo Fire Rescue (WFR). He i...

AllanFrom “People Magazine Feature Disaster” to “Toolbox Menace” Allan (often stylized as simply Allan, because even paperwork refuses to commit further) is a self-proclaimed contractor, renovation “visionary,” and suspected long-term enemy of drywall everywh...

Diego Diego is widely regarded by himself and several confused bystanders as the greatest chemist and fashion icon in recorded human history. Born sometime in the late 20th or early 21st century (sources vary depending on lighting and confidence levels), Dieg...

Kyle Haegg (born sometime between a validated HPLC run and a rejected batch record) is a Canadian quality control chemist, accidental fashion demigod, and self-proclaimed “Fruit Acceleration Visionary.” He rose to global notoriety after appearing on the cover...

Carolyn S. (Allegedly Real Human Being) “If it’s broken, she’ll fix it. If it’s not broken, she’ll still yell at it until it improves.” Carolyn S. is a notoriously foul-mouthed Quality Control (QC) equipment specialist based in Cambridge, Ontario, best known f...

Tim C. is a legendary, possibly mythical figure in the world of pharmaceutical quality systems, widely believed to be the only human ever cross-referenced in the appendix of a standard operating procedure. He is best known for his encyclopedic mastery of USP c...

George Patel is a legendary and deeply perplexing metrology specialist known for calibrating measurement instruments at an unnamed pharmaceutical company that definitely exists but refuses to acknowledge him publicly for “legal and structural integr...